Saturday, August 7, 2010

Points to Ponder

I rarely pass along forwards, but my cousin sent me this one and it cracked me up.  I've been saving it for one of ths blogging days when I'm not sure I'll be able to get to the computer.  I hope it adds a little giggle to your day like it did to mine!

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MsWord and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night - more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the hell was going on when I first saw it.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Hope you're having a fantastic Saturday!!!


  1. bahaha! These are SO funny :) Have a wonderful weekend!

  2. These are brilliant! I just put the "I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MsWord ..." up on my Facebook!

  3. That made me giggle for sure and so true!

  4. This is awesome! I def needed to read this today and of courses there were a few giggles!
    Hope you are having a great weekend.

  5. This is the kind of writer I long to be... one that takes everyday simple stuff, and hits the nail on the head!

    Made me laugh!

  6. These are so funny... because they're all true!

    Thanks for posting this!

  7. So true and definitely giggle-worthy! Thanks for putting a smile on my face! :)

  8. OMG this is hilarious, thanks so much for posting this! Had to agree with so many of those!!! I'm still laughing... can't stop :-) I'm so glad I decided to 'catch up' on your posts from last week... I missed them because I was on holiday.



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